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A blondie
Topic Started: 3 Mar 2015, 06:31 PM (211 Views)
biggsd
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Theres a home out there for every dog

He said “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
Julie responded “How about 50 dollars?”
The man thinking to himself that was a great price, he agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”
A short time later, the woman came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” Julie answered, flicking her blonde locks away from her face, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.









“And by the way,” the woman added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

(You're just hoping a blonde is gonna offer to paint your porch.....I mean your Ferrari!!!)

:lmao:
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3 Mar 2015, 06:39 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

(You're just hoping a blonde is gonna offer to paint your porch.....I mean your Ferrari!!!)

:lmao:
:sofa: Have you seen his porch Ferrari :dogincar:

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