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| Seadog | 15 Jan 2015, 09:16 PM Post #1 |
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Subject: FW: Irish Hunters & terrorist. Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot says "The plane can only take four of those." The two lads object strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes and crashes in the middle of nowhere. A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asks Mick, "Any idea where we are?" "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year," says Mick. Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed. After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my banking card. Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors. I hate this getting older stuff. |
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| Jennysmum | 15 Jan 2015, 11:54 PM Post #2 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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especially the first one!! Pat x |
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| Wotsisname | 16 Jan 2015, 06:06 PM Post #3 |
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Because your too afraid to admit you done the second.
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| karasmum | 16 Jan 2015, 07:01 PM Post #4 |
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Because your too afraid to admit you done the second.

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