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| Tweet Topic Started: 13 Jan 2015, 07:43 AM (230 Views) | |
| biggsd | 13 Jan 2015, 07:43 AM Post #1 |
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Theres a home out there for every dog
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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother... 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime |
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| karasmum | 13 Jan 2015, 07:59 PM Post #2 |
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GSD Annointed Member
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| smelly ellie | 13 Jan 2015, 09:09 PM Post #3 |
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GSD Annointed Member
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brilliant.
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| Jennysmum | 13 Jan 2015, 11:34 PM Post #4 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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Why john ..... That's beautiful Pat x |
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| Patlucky | 13 Jan 2015, 11:38 PM Post #5 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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Maybe read after you go to specsavers
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| Jennysmum | 14 Jan 2015, 03:11 AM Post #6 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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That Patlucky...... She's dim int she? Just sayin |
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| Patlucky | 15 Jan 2015, 12:01 AM Post #7 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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Who you calling Dim woman
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| Jennysmum | 15 Jan 2015, 05:27 PM Post #8 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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See??? What part of 'that PATLUCKY' didn't PATLUCKY understand???!! Pat. The other pat wots not dim |
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