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Marriage
Topic Started: 13 Jan 2015, 07:43 AM (230 Views)
biggsd
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Theres a home out there for every dog



1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not..

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother...

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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karasmum
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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smelly ellie
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:thumbs up: :thumbs up: brilliant.
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

Why john ..... That's beautiful :cryingtissues:

Pat x
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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

Jennysmum
13 Jan 2015, 11:34 PM
Why john ..... That's beautiful :cryingtissues:

Pat x
Maybe read after you go to specsavers
:funny face:



:sofa:
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

Patlucky
13 Jan 2015, 11:38 PM
Jennysmum
13 Jan 2015, 11:34 PM
Why john ..... That's beautiful :cryingtissues:

Pat x
Maybe read after you go to specsavers
:funny face:



:sofa:




That Patlucky......







She's dim int she?









:deadhorse:





Just sayin


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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

Jennysmum
14 Jan 2015, 03:11 AM
Patlucky
13 Jan 2015, 11:38 PM
Jennysmum
13 Jan 2015, 11:34 PM
Why john ..... That's beautiful :cryingtissues:

Pat x
Maybe read after you go to specsavers
:funny face:



:sofa:




That Patlucky......







She's dim int she?









:deadhorse:





Just sayin


Who you calling Dim woman :funny face:
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

See???

What part of 'that PATLUCKY' didn't PATLUCKY understand???!!



:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



Pat. The other pat wots not dim
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