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An english girl
Topic Started: 31 Aug 2014, 12:43 PM (203 Views)
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An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"


The husband laughs and says: "An English girl !!"

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - the English girl!!"












"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl!!!"
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