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They all count
Topic Started: 21 Jan 2014, 09:32 PM (159 Views)
biggsd
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Theres a home out there for every dog

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of
> his cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless
> like statues. It had been a bitterly cold night but he'd never
> thought anything like this would happen. The realisation of the
> situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how
> would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How
> would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying
> to come to terms with his impending poverty.
>
> Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the
> old lady.
>
> The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his
> predicament to the woman.
>
> Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the
> cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon
> back to normal and chewing the cud.
>
> One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was
> full of healthy animals.
>
> The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a
> repayment for her deed.
>
> She declined his offer and walked off across the field.
>
> A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.
> "You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by.
>
> "No" said the farmer "who?"
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> "That was Thora Hird."



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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :dramaqueen:

That's terrible!! :lmoa:

Pat x
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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

Where do you find them ha ha
:funny little things:
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smelly ellie
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thats so bad its good. :thumbs up:
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Pamela
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:yay: Must tell all my farmer friends :yay:
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