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| Tweet Topic Started: 21 Jan 2014, 09:32 PM (159 Views) | |
| biggsd | 21 Jan 2014, 09:32 PM Post #1 |
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Theres a home out there for every dog
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A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of > his cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless > like statues. It had been a bitterly cold night but he'd never > thought anything like this would happen. The realisation of the > situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how > would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How > would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying > to come to terms with his impending poverty. > > Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the > old lady. > > The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his > predicament to the woman. > > Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the > cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon > back to normal and chewing the cud. > > One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was > full of healthy animals. > > The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a > repayment for her deed. > > She declined his offer and walked off across the field. > > A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. > "You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by. > > "No" said the farmer "who?" > * > * > * > * > * > Scroll down > > * > * > * > * > * > * > * > * > * > * > * > * > * > "That was Thora Hird." |
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| Jennysmum | 21 Jan 2014, 10:21 PM Post #2 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! That's terrible!! Pat x |
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| Patlucky | 21 Jan 2014, 11:21 PM Post #3 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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Where do you find them ha ha
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| smelly ellie | 22 Jan 2014, 08:33 PM Post #4 |
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GSD Annointed Member
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thats so bad its good.
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| Pamela | 22 Jan 2014, 09:04 PM Post #5 |
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Must tell all my farmer friends
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