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Guidelines on how to be a good dog
Topic Started: 16 Dec 2013, 03:32 PM (183 Views)
Wytch
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Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it ... or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.

3. The cat litter box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ”face towel.”

5. The dustman is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello."

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house—not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my backside on the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.





P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven ......... may I have my testicles back?
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gtrmacs
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C'n'me, always together

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The Walloons
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:doublewave: :brow: Brilliant
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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

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silva
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Like that, I needed a SMILE AT THE MOMENT. SO THANKS.
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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

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