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| Tweet Topic Started: 16 Dec 2013, 03:32 PM (183 Views) | |
| Wytch | 16 Dec 2013, 03:32 PM Post #1 |
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Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it ... or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell. 3. The cat litter box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a ”face towel.” 5. The dustman is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello." 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table. 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house—not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my backside on the carpet. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven ......... may I have my testicles back? |
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| gtrmacs | 16 Dec 2013, 06:18 PM Post #2 |
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C'n'me, always together
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| The Walloons | 17 Dec 2013, 06:18 PM Post #3 |
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Brilliant
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| Patlucky | 17 Dec 2013, 08:57 PM Post #4 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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| silva | 17 Dec 2013, 11:20 PM Post #5 |
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Like that, I needed a SMILE AT THE MOMENT. SO THANKS. http://z6.http://z6.ifrm.com/8151/2/0/e7995//e7995.gififrm.com/8151/2/0/e7927//e7927.gif |
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| Patlucky | 17 Dec 2013, 11:29 PM Post #6 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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