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| Tweet Topic Started: 10 Dec 2013, 01:24 PM (172 Views) | |
| biggsd | 10 Dec 2013, 01:24 PM Post #1 |
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Theres a home out there for every dog
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A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed - as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day? The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop." He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door." |
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| Astralhaze | 10 Dec 2013, 04:36 PM Post #2 |
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Rest in Peace Cyrus and Sue
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| Patlucky | 10 Dec 2013, 05:05 PM Post #3 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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Brilliant.
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| Astralhaze | 10 Dec 2013, 05:20 PM Post #4 |
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Rest in Peace Cyrus and Sue
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Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws |
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| Astralhaze | 10 Dec 2013, 05:24 PM Post #5 |
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Rest in Peace Cyrus and Sue
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