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The scream no not the painting
Topic Started: 13 Oct 2013, 06:05 AM (191 Views)
biggsd
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Theres a home out there for every dog

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.
The Italian said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Aussie said:
Thats nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."


The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked,

"Two full hours? ...wow! thats phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
The Aussie replied,












"I wiped my hands on the curtains."

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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

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anderson
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Wot has NO sense ???
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anderson
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Wot has NO sense ???
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