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Forgot my glasses
Topic Started: 13 Aug 2013, 10:57 AM (148 Views)
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Forgot my glasses

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my
time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite
topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go
down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I
got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my
business.

I told her that I had joined a parachute club.


She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to
start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.


She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses!

This is a membership to a *Prostitute Club*, not a Parachute Club."


"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five
jumps a week." I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be
fun.


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