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Traffic Wardens Funeral
Topic Started: 5 Jul 2012, 09:18 AM (222 Views)
biggsd
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Theres a home out there for every dog

Traffic Wardens Funeral


As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams

I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters

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Too bloody late pal, I've already done the paperwork

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Alsace
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O, the four priests I work for are going to love this one!! They are always getting parking and speeding tickets cos they think they are on a higher plane and out of reach of mere mortals!!

Liz
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