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| Do You Need Expert Advice On German Sheppards; FROM A GERMAN SHEPPARD EXPERT | |
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Feb 2013, 11:58 PM Post #176 |
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Dear Catsx11, This is NOT a German Sheppard my friend. Just look at his coat!! Anyone can see this is an AFGHAN (ps Do NOT mention that 'A' word to Jennysmum - she can be very touchy about the A----N word. She thinks she's got a German Sheppard, but we all know that it's an A----N. sssshhhhhhh.............. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 20 Feb 2013, 12:11 AM Post #177 |
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Hazel, it's your own fault you were heartbroken - you led me on, telling me you were single!! You kidded me that you wanted to meet me in 'private' for some German Sheppard advice and then tried to have your wicked way with me. The ladies on here are different to that, sort of, well y'know, innocent - virgin like.....like Coral and Annie and Wytch, and Grimbo and Deanna - pure, all of them - PURE I TELL YA!Nigel wotfeelsitwashimwotwasledupthegardenpathbythatsexyMARRIEDHazel |
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| Jennysmum | 20 Feb 2013, 12:26 AM Post #178 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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| zx9girl | 20 Feb 2013, 02:50 AM Post #179 |
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Mad As A Hatter
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Hormonal HOrmonal He can t even handle Holly or Toselan better trainer (Man you must be bloody joking) We have to meet cause now you def got me Hormones going (your def be an Expert then)
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| Wytch | 20 Feb 2013, 07:42 PM Post #180 |
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Whose neighbours think The Wicker Man is a documentary
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Don't you bring my name into this, Norty Nigel - many things I may be.....grumpy, sneezy, bashful, dopey, happy, brainy and others ..... but pure was a VERY long time ago. You should know, anyway..........or have you forgotten already?
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| Sucker4browneyes | 20 Feb 2013, 10:01 PM Post #181 |
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Annie & Max
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Can I use this quote on my CV please?
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| Jennysmum | 26 Feb 2013, 08:23 PM Post #182 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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Ooh, I see Nigel has touched a nerve here..... Just how many of you HAVE Nigel become 'aquainted' with aye aye????? Pat wots just wondering if you have not really got a dog, but just looking for an excuse to speak to Nigel
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| Sucker4browneyes | 27 May 2014, 01:48 PM Post #183 |
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Annie & Max
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Where was Nigel at the Fun day then? Eh Eh? SOME of us made lengthy, careful preparations just in case he was there. SOME of us have chemical burns on our ladybits as a result. I wonder if Nigel has a leaflet to help? |
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| Jennysmum | 27 May 2014, 01:54 PM Post #184 |
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Ive just been speaking to him because I need some advice about one of my german shepherds. He told me he had turned up briefly, had a quick look at the women and said they looked a bit rough and old so he went!! What could I say? ( I don't think he saw me hiding behind the microphone stand) Pat x |
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| Astralhaze | 1 Jun 2014, 11:26 PM Post #185 |
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Rest in Peace Cyrus and Sue
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Oh no no no, norty Pat, he didn't stay cos you cancelled the pole dance you promised to perform on the day
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| bootiful | 4 Jul 2015, 01:27 PM Post #186 |
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GSD Groupie!
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Why do I get soooo peed off when people can't even spell their own breed properly!!! It annoys me almost as much as people who insist on calling them Alsations - grrrrrrrrrr!
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| Megatronic | 4 Jul 2015, 01:52 PM Post #187 |
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wots missing Pat a lot
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erm its a joke thread
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| suzyw | 4 Jul 2015, 04:14 PM Post #188 |
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GSD Addict
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What do you mean it's a joke thread I've followed all the advice to the letter Nigel is amazing when you can get hold of him
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| Deleted User | 4 Jul 2015, 04:32 PM Post #189 |
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Me too! It had better not be a joke thread after wot he had me doing!
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| Jazz | 4 Jul 2015, 08:41 PM Post #190 |
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love you all xx
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we are still waiting for the videos of what you was told to do coral just in case its instructive |
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| Deleted User | 4 Jul 2015, 09:04 PM Post #191 |
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I thing John sold them on ebay Jazz.
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| bootiful | 5 Jul 2015, 06:06 PM Post #192 |
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GSD Groupie!
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No, really?
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| Patlucky | 5 Jul 2015, 08:16 PM Post #193 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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You are suppose to resting Coral That means your mind too
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| Jennysmum | 6 Jul 2015, 12:58 AM Post #194 |
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Err... No actually. It's not a joke thread. Nigel is a very experienced Alsatian trainer. Any fool can see that, just by reading his advice!! I have heard he is back from his world tour as a very famous expert Alsatian trainer and that he will soon grace us with his presence & knowledge on this very board!! We are incredibly lucky to have him as our own adviser. If you have any problems with your shepherds, post them here and he promises to answer as many as he can, free of charge. I dont know him personally, but his reputation is faultless! Pat x |
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| Megatronic | 6 Jul 2015, 11:14 AM Post #195 |
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wots missing Pat a lot
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apparently not
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| gtrmacs | 6 Jul 2015, 09:56 PM Post #196 |
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C'n'me, always together
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I should hope not - I've been recommending this thread to _lots_ of shep folk
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| Patlucky | 6 Jul 2015, 10:05 PM Post #197 |
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Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does
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Hazel, it's your own fault you were heartbroken - you led me on, telling me you were single!! You kidded me that you wanted to meet me in 'private' for some German Sheppard advice and then tried to have your wicked way with me. The ladies on here are different to that, sort of, well y'know, innocent - virgin like.....like Coral and Annie and Wytch, and Grimbo and Deanna - pure, all of them - PURE I TELL YA!



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