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Do You Need Expert Advice On German Sheppards; FROM A GERMAN SHEPPARD EXPERT
Topic Started: 9 Jun 2011, 06:23 PM (7,539 Views)
German sheppard lover
German sheppard adviser
catsx11
19 Feb 2013, 11:46 PM
:new welcome: back!

need your Xpert 'German Sheppard' advice...



have you seen this German Sheppard before...?
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Dear Catsx11,

This is NOT a German Sheppard my friend. Just look at his coat!! Anyone can see this is an AFGHAN

(ps Do NOT mention that 'A' word to Jennysmum - she can be very touchy about the A----N word. She thinks she's got a German Sheppard, but we all know that it's an A----N. sssshhhhhhh..............


Nigel & the sheps
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Astralhaze
19 Feb 2013, 10:54 PM
Oh no you're back! I hope you are going to behave this time and not lead these lovely female dog owners up the garden path and heartbroken again :naughty:
:thud: Hazel, it's your own fault you were heartbroken - you led me on, telling me you were single!! You kidded me that you wanted to meet me in 'private' for some German Sheppard advice and then tried to have your wicked way with me. The ladies on here are different to that, sort of, well y'know, innocent - virgin like.....like Coral and Annie and Wytch, and Grimbo and Deanna - pure, all of them - PURE I TELL YA!

Nigel wotfeelsitwashimwotwasledupthegardenpathbythatsexyMARRIEDHazel
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

German sheppard lover
20 Feb 2013, 12:11 AM
The ladies on here are different to that, sort of, well y'know, innocent - virgin like.....like Coral and Annie and Wytch, and Grimbo and Deanna - pure, all of them - PURE I TELL YA!

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zx9girl
Mad As A Hatter
Hormonal HOrmonal

He can t even handle Holly or Toselan better trainer (Man you must be bloody joking)

We have to meet cause now you def got me Hormones going (your def be an Expert then) :lmoa: :lmoa:
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Wytch
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German sheppard lover
20 Feb 2013, 12:11 AM
The ladies on here are different to that, sort of, well y'know, innocent - virgin like.....like Coral and Annie and Wytch, and Grimbo and Deanna - pure, all of them - PURE I TELL YA!

Don't you bring my name into this, Norty Nigel - many things I may be.....grumpy, sneezy, bashful, dopey, happy, brainy and others ..... but pure was a VERY long time ago.






You should know, anyway..........or have you forgotten already? :dramaqueen:
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Sucker4browneyes
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Annie & Max
German sheppard lover
20 Feb 2013, 12:11 AM
The ladies on here are different to that, sort of, well y'know, innocent - virgin like.....like Coral and Annie and Wytch, and Grimbo and Deanna - pure, all of them - PURE I TELL YA!
Can I use this quote on my CV please? :embarassed:
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

Ooh, I see Nigel has touched a nerve here.....

Just how many of you HAVE Nigel become 'aquainted' with aye aye????? :brow:

Pat wots just wondering if you have not really got a dog, but just looking for an excuse to speak to Nigel :brow:
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Sucker4browneyes
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Annie & Max
Where was Nigel at the Fun day then? Eh Eh?

SOME of us made lengthy, careful preparations just in case he was there. SOME of us have chemical burns on our ladybits as a result.

I wonder if Nigel has a leaflet to help?
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

Sucker4browneyes
27 May 2014, 01:48 PM
Where was Nigel at the Fun day then? Eh Eh?

SOME of us made lengthy, careful preparations just in case he was there. SOME of us have chemical burns on our ladybits as a result.

I wonder if Nigel has a leaflet to help?
Ive just been speaking to him because I need some advice about one of my german shepherds. He told me he had turned up briefly, had a quick look at the women and said they looked a bit rough and old so he went!!

What could I say?

( I don't think he saw me hiding behind the microphone stand) :rolleyes:

Pat x
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Astralhaze
Rest in Peace Cyrus and Sue
Jennysmum
27 May 2014, 01:54 PM
Sucker4browneyes
27 May 2014, 01:48 PM
Where was Nigel at the Fun day then? Eh Eh?

SOME of us made lengthy, careful preparations just in case he was there. SOME of us have chemical burns on our ladybits as a result.

I wonder if Nigel has a leaflet to help?
Ive just been speaking to him because I need some advice about one of my german shepherds. He told me he had turned up briefly, had a quick look at the women and said they looked a bit rough and old so he went!!

What could I say?

( I don't think he saw me hiding behind the microphone stand) :rolleyes:

Pat x
Oh no no no, norty Pat, he didn't stay cos you cancelled the pole dance you promised to perform on the day :funny face:
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bootiful
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German sheppard lover
9 Jun 2011, 06:23 PM
As most of you already no, I am an expert on German Sheppards. I know almost everything there is to know about the breed and am (for a short time only) offering my expert services free to the members of the BIGGSD forum.

If you would like to ask me a question, please post up and I will do my best to answer your questions.

Don't go to the rubbish trainers and behaviousists and so called other experts who will rip you off, ASK ME!!! I'm all yours for free so go on - ask away.

Nigel & the sheps
Why do I get soooo peed off when people can't even spell their own breed properly!!! :whip:

It annoys me almost as much as people who insist on calling them Alsations - grrrrrrrrrr! :machine gun:
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Megatronic
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wots missing Pat a lot
bootiful
4 Jul 2015, 01:27 PM
German sheppard lover
9 Jun 2011, 06:23 PM
As most of you already no, I am an expert on German Sheppards. I know almost everything there is to know about the breed and am (for a short time only) offering my expert services free to the members of the BIGGSD forum.

If you would like to ask me a question, please post up and I will do my best to answer your questions.

Don't go to the rubbish trainers and behaviousists and so called other experts who will rip you off, ASK ME!!! I'm all yours for free so go on - ask away.

Nigel & the sheps
Why do I get soooo peed off when people can't even spell their own breed properly!!! :whip:

It annoys me almost as much as people who insist on calling them Alsations - grrrrrrrrrr! :machine gun:
erm its a joke thread :rolleyes:

:lmoa:
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suzyw
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What do you mean it's a joke thread I've followed all the advice to the letter :lmoa: :lmoa: :lmoa: Nigel is amazing when you can get hold of him :brow:
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suzyw
4 Jul 2015, 04:14 PM
What do you mean it's a joke thread I've followed all the advice to the letter :lmoa: :lmoa: :lmoa: Nigel is amazing when you can get hold of him :brow:
Me too! It had better not be a joke thread after wot he had
me doing! :lmao:
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Jazz
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love you all xx
we are still waiting for the videos of what you was told to do coral

just in case its instructive
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I thing John sold them on ebay Jazz. :funny face:
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bootiful
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Megatronic
4 Jul 2015, 01:52 PM
bootiful
4 Jul 2015, 01:27 PM
German sheppard lover
9 Jun 2011, 06:23 PM
As most of you already no, I am an expert on German Sheppards. I know almost everything there is to know about the breed and am (for a short time only) offering my expert services free to the members of the BIGGSD forum.

If you would like to ask me a question, please post up and I will do my best to answer your questions.

Don't go to the rubbish trainers and behaviousists and so called other experts who will rip you off, ASK ME!!! I'm all yours for free so go on - ask away.

Nigel & the sheps
Why do I get soooo peed off when people can't even spell their own breed properly!!! :whip:

It annoys me almost as much as people who insist on calling them Alsations - grrrrrrrrrr! :machine gun:
erm its a joke thread :rolleyes:

:lmoa:
No, really? :yay:
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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

Sheba'sMum
4 Jul 2015, 04:32 PM
suzyw
4 Jul 2015, 04:14 PM
What do you mean it's a joke thread I've followed all the advice to the letter :lmoa: :lmoa: :lmoa: Nigel is amazing when you can get hold of him :brow:
Me too! It had better not be a joke thread after wot he had
me doing! :lmao:
You are suppose to resting Coral
That means your mind too :sofa:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

Err... No actually. It's not a joke thread.
Nigel is a very experienced Alsatian trainer. Any fool can see that, just by reading his advice!!
I have heard he is back from his world tour as a very famous expert Alsatian trainer and that he will soon grace us with his presence & knowledge on this very board!! We are incredibly lucky to have him as our own adviser.

If you have any problems with your shepherds, post them here and he promises to answer as many as he can, free of charge.

I dont know him personally, but his reputation is faultless!

Pat x
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Megatronic
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wots missing Pat a lot
bootiful
5 Jul 2015, 06:06 PM
Megatronic
4 Jul 2015, 01:52 PM
bootiful
4 Jul 2015, 01:27 PM
German sheppard lover
9 Jun 2011, 06:23 PM
As most of you already no, I am an expert on German Sheppards. I know almost everything there is to know about the breed and am (for a short time only) offering my expert services free to the members of the BIGGSD forum.

If you would like to ask me a question, please post up and I will do my best to answer your questions.

Don't go to the rubbish trainers and behaviousists and so called other experts who will rip you off, ASK ME!!! I'm all yours for free so go on - ask away.

Nigel & the sheps
Why do I get soooo peed off when people can't even spell their own breed properly!!! :whip:

It annoys me almost as much as people who insist on calling them Alsations - grrrrrrrrrr! :machine gun:
erm its a joke thread :rolleyes:

:lmoa:
No, really? :yay:
apparently not :ph43r: :nicked: :policedog:

:embarassed:

:rotflmao:
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gtrmacs
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C'n'me, always together

Jennysmum
6 Jul 2015, 12:58 AM
Err... No actually. It's not a joke thread ...
I should hope not - I've been recommending this thread to _lots_ of shep folk :thud:
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Patlucky
Would like to stay in bed like the other Pat does

gtrmacs
6 Jul 2015, 09:56 PM
Jennysmum
6 Jul 2015, 12:58 AM
Err... No actually. It's not a joke thread ...
I should hope not - I've been recommending this thread to _lots_ of shep folk :thud:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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