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Do You Need Expert Advice On German Sheppards; FROM A GERMAN SHEPPARD EXPERT
Topic Started: 9 Jun 2011, 06:23 PM (7,541 Views)
Megatronic
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wots missing Pat a lot
Rooneysdad
19 Jul 2011, 05:07 PM
Jennysmum
19 Jul 2011, 03:55 PM


LIAM IS NOT AN AFGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






He looks like one ?? :embarassed:


we've forgotten what Liam looks like :cryingtissues:
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Sucker4browneyes
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megatronic
26 Jul 2011, 11:24 AM
we've forgotten what Liam looks like :cryingtissues:
He looks like an Afghan, silly :rolleyes:






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Sucker4browneyes
26 Jul 2011, 11:27 AM
megatronic
26 Jul 2011, 11:24 AM
we've forgotten what Liam looks like :cryingtissues:
He looks like an Afghan, silly :rolleyes:






Liam:
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Wytch
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Whose neighbours think The Wicker Man is a documentary
:lmoa: :lmoa: :lmoa:
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Norfolksue
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Wot wishes she was pretty like Pat......hhmmmm
Sheba'sMum
26 Jul 2011, 11:50 AM
Sucker4browneyes
26 Jul 2011, 11:27 AM
megatronic
26 Jul 2011, 11:24 AM
we've forgotten what Liam looks like :cryingtissues:
He looks like an Afghan, silly :rolleyes:






Liam:
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:thumbs up: :thumbs up:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :pats_rooster: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Sucker4browneyes
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Dear Nigel

How can you train a german sheppherd to moult the black hairs onto black clothes and tan hairs onto brown clothes instead of the other way around? I am hoping you may have a leaflet to help.

Annie

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Wytch
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Whose neighbours think The Wicker Man is a documentary
Sucker4browneyes
12 Sep 2011, 10:56 AM
Dear Nigel

How can you train a german sheppherd to moult the black hairs onto black clothes and tan hairs onto brown clothes instead of the other way around? I am hoping you may have a leaflet to help.

Annie

But surely, Annie, it's not a problem for you as you only wear leopard print............ :sofa:







Debs wots hidin'.....
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bastian
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Norfolksue
26 Jul 2011, 02:19 PM
Sheba'sMum
26 Jul 2011, 11:50 AM
Sucker4browneyes
26 Jul 2011, 11:27 AM
megatronic
26 Jul 2011, 11:24 AM
we've forgotten what Liam looks like :cryingtissues:
He looks like an Afghan, silly :rolleyes:






Liam:
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:thumbs up: :thumbs up:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :pats_rooster: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Looks like a hippy greyhound :sofa:
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zx9girl
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Dame!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you said Tuna!!!!!!!!!!

Which I def did not use coz I love Dolphins who remind me of my bitch coz thats another problem I got??????

She dancing like one now :dramaqueen: :dramaqueen:

Why did I get 3 dogs :cryingtissues: They got to many funny Traits.
And Pat I like Liam as the Afghan he so cute hence I wear him all the time :embarassed:
Edited by zx9girl, 12 Sep 2011, 06:47 PM.
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Sucker4browneyes
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OMG - Nigel, are you back? We are desperately in need of advice (and leaflets) on German Sheppherds.

Also, are you single? love2
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Sucker4browneyes
19 Feb 2013, 10:08 PM
OMG - Nigel, are you back? We are desperately in need of advice (and leaflets) on German Sheppherds.

Also, are you single? love2
HI CHICKS!!!!! :smitten:

Yeah, by popular demand I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don 't swoon girls...I've been away on a world crooz giving expert advice on German Sheppards. I've got a tan to die for and white bits to kiss :brow:

Sucker :brow: forbrown eyes aye?? :brow: :brow: I've got brown eyes :brow: :brow: and yeah BY CHOICE I AM single :brow: :brow: I do hold 'private' consultations if your problem' cannot be aired on the open forum..

Meanwhile, for ANOTHER limited period, I am available (Suckerforbrowneyes, note that) for giving my free expert advice on German Sheppards. Please fire away with your German Sheppard problems and in the most expert way possible, I will solve your problems.

Don't bother with the other so called experts and 'DOG TRAINERS' ( :lmoa: ) on here - you have me for free...

God it feels good to be back...

Nigel the sheps
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Jennysmum
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19 Feb 2013, 10:30 PM



Don't bother with the other so called experts and 'DOG TRAINERS' ( :lmoa: ) on here - you have me for free...




:duel: CHARMIN'

Pat wots a so-called dog trainer wot could take offense at that..
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biggsd
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Theres a home out there for every dog

Quick everyone run for the hills and dont humour him you dont know what he is capable of,Wheres Coral when we need you.??

:running GSD:

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Dear Nigel

Firstly, can I just make sure that I am first in the, um, queue? :embarassed:


My question is: how can I stop my German Sheppherd bitch from humping her elderly Leonbergish friend? I find it very unsettling watching him being violated in the lounge every evening and would like the behaviour to stop.

Thank you for your expert advice

Annie wots also single if anyone asks :embarassed:
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biggsd
19 Feb 2013, 10:34 PM
Quick everyone run for the hills and dont humour him you dont know what he is capable of,Wheres Coral when we need you.??

:running GSD:

Here darling, I'm getting ready for tomorrow. :brow:
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Sucker4browneyes
19 Feb 2013, 10:35 PM
Dear Nigel

Firstly, can I just make sure that I am first in the, um, queue? :embarassed:


My question is: how can I stop my German Sheppherd bitch from humping her elderly Leonbergish friend? I find it very unsettling watching him being violated in the lounge every evening and would like the behaviour to stop.

Thank you for your expert advice

Annie wots also single if anyone asks :embarassed:
Dear single aye?? Annie - (that's a pretty name)

Now, this is a very common problem and I'm afraid that it's all too common in dogs who are owned by single , 'easy' ladies...

You see, dogs copy wot they see at home (Are you getting my drift here??)..if SHE'S humping a strapping big male on the carpet, you can only guess what shes seen in her own home...the way a German Sheppard sees it is that if it's ok for her master (or Mistress in your case) to do it, then it must be ok for her to do it...My best advice is to keep your social life away from your dog and get rid of the Leonberger. It's not a proper dog anyway.

I'm sending you my leaflet entitled 'when its inappropriate to hump on the carpet in front of my dog and what to do once Ive been caught and the dog's copying'.

I think that 'covers' everything

Nigel & the sheps
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Sucker4browneyes
19 Feb 2013, 10:35 PM
Dear Nigel

Firstly, can I just make sure that I am first in the, um, queue? :embarassed:


My question is: how can I stop my German Sheppherd bitch from humping her elderly Leonbergish friend? I find it very unsettling watching him being violated in the lounge every evening and would like the behaviour to stop.

Thank you for your expert advice

Annie wots also single if anyone asks :embarassed:
Even I could answer that 1 Annie, stop letting her watch you with my Bob!! :whip:
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Sucker4browneyes
19 Feb 2013, 10:35 PM


Firstly, can I just make sure that I am first in the, um, queue? :embarassed:




Yes.




Nigel & the sheps
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zx9girl
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O K Sucker stand back :duel:

Nigel I been waiting for you HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!!

Im going insane My male Shep id riving me insane but i really blame Him that just Sleeps here and does jack with Dogs


Anyways first thin he does is let dogs out and Tose just flips outs barking like theres no tomorrow and you just cant stop him. All he (man can do) is curse at Tose and drag him in. Next thing Tose goes mental a chases poor Merlin cat out and Im now peeved cause all I can see is poor Merlin moving out while Man throws a fit and call me useless cause I not trained the dogs.

So Why is Tose barking at the world and Poor Doves who sit on our roof every morning.
What do I do about Man who says his She X Troy is a good boy and Mine are usless like me ???
Despratley seeking Nigel
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Hoo Nigel wotsnotassexyasJohn how can I stop my male dog licking his doofer all the time? I've made my hubby stop doing it so he's not copying him & John can't reach his own so he doesn't get it from watching him. He's never been the same since I took him up to Pat's orgy day fundraiser. Do you think he was corrupted up there with that hussy? :o :o
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Astralhaze
Rest in Peace Cyrus and Sue
Oh no you're back! I hope you are going to behave this time and not lead these lovely female dog owners up the garden path and heartbroken again :naughty:
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yogibear(deceased)
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Yoo hoo! Heeeeellllllooooooo Nigel. I've just been reading all about you :brow: I shall be following all the advice you give us single ladies with avid interest. :embarassed:

Stella (asinstarandnotlager)
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zx9girl
19 Feb 2013, 10:51 PM
O K Sucker stand back :duel:

Nigel I been waiting for you HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!!

Im going insane My male Shep id riving me insane but i really blame Him that just Sleeps here and does jack with Dogs


Anyways first thin he does is let dogs out and Tose just flips outs barking like theres no tomorrow and you just cant stop him. All he (man can do) is curse at Tose and drag him in. Next thing Tose goes mental a chases poor Merlin cat out and Im now peeved cause all I can see is poor Merlin moving out while Man throws a fit and call me useless cause I not trained the dogs.

So Why is Tose barking at the world and Poor Doves who sit on our roof every morning.
What do I do about Man who says his She X Troy is a good boy and Mine are usless like me ???
Despratley seeking Nigel
Hello DEBS (you sound raunchy :brow: )

Well, as a German sheppard expert I can't really comment on your mongrel or the mongrel's owner who I believe is your other half.
What I can say (purely as a man of the world) is that a lot of middle-aged women feel that the man in the house is to blame when the woman's German sheppards go wrong and start doing bad things like chasing cats. It's a hormone problem with women. ALL women have this 'hormone' thing wot makes them see men as always in the wrong, especially when it comes to training dogs. Firstly, you need to admit to yourself, that men are never wrong and you need to apologise to him for your unruly dogs waking him up. Everyone knows that men are much better dog trainers than women, although not all men go on to become German sheppard experts. The next thing you must do is send the mongrel to training classes (but not to me, I only train German sheppards). The mongrel is obviously having a negative effect on your german sheppard.

German sheppards do not bark for no reason, chase cats, or bark at doves. ALSATIONS do that. You obviously have an Alsation.

I'm sending you my leaflet called 'German sheppards, Alsations and hormone swings in middle-aged women and how to cope with men who sleep a lot and like mongrels'

Good luck.

Nigel & the sheps

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yogibear
19 Feb 2013, 11:20 PM
Yoo hoo! Heeeeellllllooooooo Nigel. I've just been reading all about you :brow: I shall be following all the advice you give us single ladies with avid interest. :embarassed:

Stella (asinstarandnotlager)

Well Helllooooooo Stella wots the starandnotthelager, so you're single are yoo? Why? Are you over-keen? I like 'em over-keen meself :brow:

Nigel & sheps
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