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Do You Need Expert Advice On German Sheppards; FROM A GERMAN SHEPPARD EXPERT
Topic Started: 9 Jun 2011, 06:23 PM (7,542 Views)
Jazz
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love you all xx
we nneeeddd you
are you single?
I was asked to ask you ......
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Rooneysdad
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Sadly missed , never forgotton !
megamom
19 Jul 2011, 01:25 AM
biggsd
9 Jun 2011, 10:45 PM


Whats the difference between a German Shepherd and a Alsation is it that one is short haired and the other longhaired.?
I was out and about with Angus one day and a random bloke spoke to us on the bus, telling me that he had once owned a dog that was half German shepherd and half Alsation......

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lostwithoutlia(deceased)
Thanks for the info John
Sheba'sMum
16 Jul 2011, 02:26 PM
Jennysmum
16 Jul 2011, 01:54 PM
reHAB
15 Jul 2011, 11:16 PM
IMO it is really brave to say that you are an "Expert" period. It's a bit like a 19 year old being on "this is your life" (if it was still being produced). Would help if you could spell the breed you specialised in correctly too I guess.


:OMG: :OMG: :OMG: NIGEL AIN'T GONNA LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :noway:

Pat x :sofa:
Is Sue back from holiday yet? She'll have to pop round & help calm Nigel down. :brow:
If she's not back I suppose I could be a substitute for her. :thud:

Coralwot'sswooningatthethoughtofcalmingNigeldown. :swoon:
OI..... Madam rude.... :machine gun: I am away for a couple of weeks and you try and nick me Nigel..... dont cha know he is teaching me everything he knows :embarassed:

I am hoping to catch up with him later so he can give me my exam. :brow:


suewotswellabletocalmnigeldown :new angel:






not saying nuffink about my new mode of transport.... :lmoa:
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Jennysmum
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Wytch
19 Jul 2011, 12:34 AM
Dear Dr Nigel

I have a friend who has a problem. She has several dogs but also has difficulties identifying the breeds of her dogs.

She has one dog which she calls a German Sheppard, but, sadly, she is suffering severe delusions. The dog in question is actually an Afghan.

How can we break this news to her? It would upset her very much and we don't want to hurt her feelings, but people do look at her very strangely when she shows them this Afghan and proudly announces that he's a German Sheppard.


Thanks in advance

Concerned of Surrey.


:OMG: THAT'S MY DOG THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:thud:










Pat wots fuming....FUMING I TELL YA!!!






LIAM IS NOT AN AFGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo:





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lostwithoutlia
19 Jul 2011, 03:45 PM
OI..... Madam rude.... :machine gun: I am away for a couple of weeks and you try and nick me Nigel..... dont cha know he is teaching me everything he knows :embarassed:

I am hoping to catch up with him later so he can give me my exam. :brow:


suewotswellabletocalmnigeldown :new angel:






not saying nuffink about my new mode of transport.... :lmoa:
Oh no she's back. :funny face: I suppose you'll have to nip round & show Nigel your tan. :brow:
Wot new mode of transport?
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lostwithoutlia(deceased)
Thanks for the info John
sayin' NUFFINK :noway:
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Rooneysdad
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Jennysmum
19 Jul 2011, 03:55 PM


LIAM IS NOT AN AFGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






He looks like one ?? :embarassed:


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Jennysmum
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Rooneysdad
19 Jul 2011, 05:07 PM
Jennysmum
19 Jul 2011, 03:55 PM


LIAM IS NOT AN AFGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






He looks like one ?? :embarassed:


:voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo:


HE DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit:


Pat wots furious now, FURIOUS I TELL YA!!!!
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Jennysmum
19 Jul 2011, 06:56 PM
Rooneysdad
19 Jul 2011, 05:07 PM
Jennysmum
19 Jul 2011, 03:55 PM


LIAM IS NOT AN AFGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






He looks like one ?? :embarassed:


:voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo: :voodoo:


HE DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit:


Pat wots furious now, FURIOUS I TELL YA!!!!
Dear Nigel wots a hunk,
is there anything you can suggest to help my dear friend Pat, wots really rood, accept that her dog is an Afghan & not a sheppard? I know she's getting on a bit & her eyesight isn't wot it was but it's so obvious that Liam is an afghan.
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ginger
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Stand by your beds Im back,

I am the exspert on German Shepards AND all forms of the female species.
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ginger
19 Jul 2011, 08:19 PM
Stand by your beds Im back,

I am the exspert on German Shepards AND all forms of the female species.
Ginger darling, where have you been? love2 love2
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Well Nigel, i would like some help if you can, i know you are a german sheppard expart but i wonder if you could help me out hear, i have a dobbermong plonker it is a german breed, so here is my problem, he keeps braking wind and it stinks :stink: i have tride every fing deit etc but it just dont stop, we sit everie nite wiv gass masks on its gettin terribbllee pleese help if you can.





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shovelears
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if you are needing gas mask advice, would you not better ask George Formby? :sofa:
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lostwithoutlia(deceased)
Thanks for the info John
shovelears
19 Jul 2011, 11:57 PM
if you are needing gas mask advice, would you not better ask George Formby? :sofa:
Nah..he's busy leaning on the lamp posts
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lostwithoutlia
20 Jul 2011, 10:35 AM
shovelears
19 Jul 2011, 11:57 PM
if you are needing gas mask advice, would you not better ask George Formby? :sofa:
Nah..he's busy leaning on the lamp posts
George has to be very careful leaning off the lamp post "when he's cleaning windows".
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Jennysmum
If only I could go up the pole upside down

shovelears
20 Jul 2011, 11:47 AM
lostwithoutlia
20 Jul 2011, 10:35 AM
shovelears
19 Jul 2011, 11:57 PM
if you are needing gas mask advice, would you not better ask George Formby? :sofa:
Nah..he's busy leaning on the lamp posts
George has to be very careful leaning off the lamp post "when he's cleaning windows".

Well if you could see what he can see................ :rolleyes:
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Wytch
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Whose neighbours think The Wicker Man is a documentary
Jennysmum
20 Jul 2011, 11:51 AM
shovelears
20 Jul 2011, 11:47 AM
lostwithoutlia
20 Jul 2011, 10:35 AM
shovelears
19 Jul 2011, 11:57 PM
if you are needing gas mask advice, would you not better ask George Formby? :sofa:
Nah..he's busy leaning on the lamp posts
George has to be very careful leaning off the lamp post "when he's cleaning windows".

Well if you could see what he can see................ :rolleyes:
:policedog: What he can see is the Safety Elf coming to get 'im cos it's jolly dangerous cleaning windows from a lamp post..... :naughty: :newpolice: :stretcher: :lmoa:
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The banter between you all is brilliant and IMHO is one of the things that makes me want to keep on reading.

Keep it up folks. :thumbs up:
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Wot wishes she was pretty like Pat......hhmmmm
Jennysmum
20 Jul 2011, 11:51 AM
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20 Jul 2011, 11:47 AM
lostwithoutlia
20 Jul 2011, 10:35 AM
shovelears
19 Jul 2011, 11:57 PM
if you are needing gas mask advice, would you not better ask George Formby? :sofa:
Nah..he's busy leaning on the lamp posts
George has to be very careful leaning off the lamp post "when he's cleaning windows".

Well if you could see what he can see................ :rolleyes:
a certain little lady goes by...................

Cant be any of us then..........hmmm little lady...........finking :sofa: .............nope

:lmoa: :lmoa: :lmoa:
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Whose neighbours think The Wicker Man is a documentary
:hug: ahh, Sue......


...did yoo just do something involuntary? :embarassed:
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Wytch
20 Jul 2011, 03:47 PM
:hug: ahh, Sue......


...did yoo just do something involuntary? :embarassed:
Did Sue just do an ooops?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNABjf3sLc0
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Whose neighbours think The Wicker Man is a documentary
:brow: Couldn't possibly say........
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Astralhaze
Rest in Peace Cyrus and Sue
Some of us had the pleasure of meeting Nigel at John's yesterday.

He was a bit camera shy but I did manage to get a shot of him as he was leaving

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I did hear him mutter something about legal reasons for not being photographed :sofa:
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Ha !...........i knew it.....................anyone that braggs about being a laydeeeez man as much as that Nigel ........................well........in my opinion has gotta be batting for the other side i reckon !!!........( not that theres anyfing wrong in that of course )


Thats him at the back in the PINK top...........eh....eh !!!!






Tim wot covered himself and the board ya notice ....... :thumbs up:
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Dear Dr Nigel

I have a problem...........

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