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| Do You Need Expert Advice On German Sheppards; FROM A GERMAN SHEPPARD EXPERT | |
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| Deleted User | 17 Jun 2011, 08:53 PM Post #51 |
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It was him wot gave me the idea.
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| jayne | 17 Jun 2011, 09:19 PM Post #52 |
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LURKING in the comfort zone of Pensionville
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| Debsborah | 18 Jun 2011, 09:25 PM Post #53 |
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Wot wonders who this PAT woman is
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| Rooneysdad | 18 Jun 2011, 09:40 PM Post #54 |
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Sadly missed , never forgotton !
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Have you had a 'butchers ' then Coral ??? |
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| Jennysmum | 18 Jun 2011, 09:50 PM Post #55 |
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If only I could go up the pole upside down
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Oh yeah, she's had a butcher's alright - and a baker's and a footballer's and a bank manager's AND the man who works in McDonalds..... WOT????????????????????? Patwots just sayin wot she's heard that's all |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 10:19 PM Post #56 |
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This is a very common problem indeed, especially in German Sheppards. Fortunately for you, you have asked an expert. The reason they bark at motor bikes, bikes, lorries is nothing but pure JEALOUSY!! It's the dog's way of saying that THEY want a bike or a motorbike or a lorry. The only cure really is to buy the dog it's own bike or motor bike (please remember that the wearing of crash helmets is COMPULSARY in the UK now and has been for some time). When you get the bike, make sure you put fairy wheels on it for safety, until she gets used to riding it. Unfortunately, it is now illegal for dogs to drive lorries, so your only option is to buy Sasha a bike or motorbike of her own. This will stop the barking. Good luck! Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 10:30 PM Post #57 |
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Oh Coral Coral Coral I am sorry to say that you should NEVER have sent her to Aunty Pat's training skool. Did you not REALIZE that dogs copy what they see their trainers do???????????? It's quite obvious to me what Sasha has witnessed Pat and her ALL FEMALE staff doing and all I can say is that I'm skusted that you sent your innocent dog to THAT hussy to be taught the things she has. I'm afraid that Sasha has gone completely off the rails and there is no hope for her. Put knickers on her and hope for the best. Nigel & the sheps |
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| Rooneysdad | 18 Jun 2011, 10:37 PM Post #58 |
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Did you mention that it had to be a new bicycle or will any 'old bike' do ??? |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:15 PM Post #59 |
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Can you tell me dear oracle of the sheppy world ..... what is the inside leg measurement of my Rooney & It depends on whether he is long haired or short haired Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:17 PM Post #60 |
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His parents must have been one all black and one all brown. It is impossible to get a black and tan puppy any other way. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:27 PM Post #61 |
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You have heard it said that you should put a ticking clock in with a puppy. Lots of people believe (wrongly) that it is to mimick his mother's heart beat and bring him comfort. This is an old wive's tale. The reason the clued up puppy owner gives their pup a clock is so that the puppy can TELL WHAT TIME IT IS!!! Once he sees that he is barking at 5 0'clock, he'll hit the snooze button with his nose and you will get a bit of peace and quiet at that time in the morning. In all honesty, I would have thought that anyone could have worked that one out themselves and not have to ask a German sheppard expert. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:32 PM Post #62 |
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There is no known cure for this. The best advice I can give you is to sell your dog to me. Nigel |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:41 PM Post #63 |
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Hmm, a tricky one.. I've met your mum when she was pole dancing in a club I I got the distinct impression that she doesn't like 'boys' if you know what I mean I think she prefers girls and this would account for her blaming you for everything.I am sending you my leaflet 'how to cope with owners who prefer girls, when you're a boy. Don't let her get you down boy. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:44 PM Post #64 |
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Sorry. I am a German sheppard expert, not an English teacher. Nigel & the sheps |
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| RIGGLES | 18 Jun 2011, 11:46 PM Post #65 |
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I'm sure you just forget that the helmet law does not apply to some folk from far away places ............ ......so could you just clarify if this applies to dogs from ..........erm.............overseas, such as the Chippiparai.....or the Vanjari Hound ..or indeed the Indian Spitz ? Fankew Nigel .......... |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:49 PM Post #66 |
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No, they are two entirely different breeds. German sheppards 'turn' and Alsations bite. Also you only see pictures of Alsations on birthday cards and ALL Alsations are related to Rin-Tin-Tin, whereas all German Sheppards are related to Lassie. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:52 PM Post #67 |
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I believe those breeds are exempt from the law, but don't quote me on that because I am only a German Sheppard expert. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 18 Jun 2011, 11:58 PM Post #68 |
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I am one of the few experts who is very familiar with this rare line of German sheppard. Her legs WILL get shorter if you walk her a lot but only if you walk her on concete so her legs wear down to the height you want. Note: There is no point in walking your dog on the beach because her legs will just sink into the sand and not wear down. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Jun 2011, 12:14 AM Post #69 |
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Dear confused of Norfolk (what a pretty name )There is no speshul shampoo to make the all black German sheppard shiney unfortunately. HOWEVER!! I've learned a cunning little trick that I use to make my black dogs look shiney when I'm showing them at Crufts: Get a black bin liner and cut a hole in the middle of the bottom seam of the bag. Cut two more holes, one in each side of the bag. Put his head through the first hole and his front legs through the other two holes. Sellotape the loose bit around his waist and HEY PRESTO!! A shiney black dog wot is also waterproof!! I'm sending you my leaflet entitled ' What to do when Mr. Sheen DOESN'T shine umpteen things clean. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Jun 2011, 12:26 AM Post #70 |
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I think the best thing to do is to read him a story where the baddie is a belgian sheppard (sssssssssssssssssssss) and the goodie is a German shepard. (hooray!!!) He will be so keen to fnd out how the German sheppard (hooray!!!) got one over the belgian sheppard(ssssssssssssssss), that he'll keep quiet to get to the end of the story. Read this type of story to him several times a day and eventually, he'll be quiet all the time in case he misses the bit where the German sheppard is the hero of the day. I'm sending you my leaflet 'How the German sheppard REALLY got one over the Belgian Pansies' Nigel & the GERMAN sheppards |
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Jun 2011, 12:29 AM Post #71 |
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It's a whingey, winey, dog with big ears wot originated in Germany ,wot moults a lot and has diahorrea a lot and eats horse poo and rolls in fox poo. They are very similar to Alsations, except they don't turn. Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Jun 2011, 12:35 AM Post #72 |
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Originally, they were crossed with sheep to get the white coats. Hence the reason they were originally known as 'German SHEEPHERDS' Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Jun 2011, 12:40 AM Post #73 |
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No Sue. You're wrong. And if you're not going to take this thread seriously, then don't ask for my advice again. I came on this forum as an expert in German sheppards free. Annie asked me a perfectly reasonable question. At least do me the courtesy of taking my expert advice seriously. Nigel & the sheps edited to say: Moderators, if you think I've over-reacted here, FINE! I think Sue owes me an apology.I'm sure the other members will agree Edited by German sheppard lover, 19 Jun 2011, 12:44 AM.
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Jun 2011, 12:47 AM Post #74 |
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Excellent! You've obviously read my leaflet 'how to get your dog to shut the ---- UP!!!!Well done on taking my previous advice Nigel & the sheps |
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| German sheppard lover | 19 Jun 2011, 12:55 AM Post #75 |
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During the day, because they run around a lot, the German sheppards legs wear down. During the night, the legs re-grow ready for another day's running around. The dog instinctively knows that as his legs re-grow in the night, he will need more space, so he don't 'grow himself' off the bed, so he sleeps in the middle of the bed to accommodate his nocturnally growing legs. (To be honest, I'm surprised you had to ask an expert this question - I should have thought the answer was obvious) Nigel & the sheps |
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- and a baker's and a footballer's and a bank manager's AND the man who works in McDonalds.....
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